What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are the causes of over sweating?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…